Tuesday, July 19, 2016

The Queen and Me

          What's in that purse? You know, the one that Queen Elizabeth II carries.
So much a part of her ensemble, fashion reports state that Queen Elizabeth "wears" the purse as part of her iconic look. She does not carry a purse; she wears a Launer handbag.
         The handbag has been photographed along with the Queen, even in family portraits. I do find the Queen's wardrobe to be quite beautiful for her position and her age. She's stylish. But, most often I have seen the black purse to compliment the black pumps.

            Upon investigating photographs, I did see various size handbags and a couple of more subtle. cream colored bags  such as the one she chose for William and Kate's wedding. No clutch and no over the shoulder bag will do - too difficult to manage while shaking hands.

         I investigated my purses: the ones lined up in my closet. I use one per season that equates to a suitcase - it holds everything. "Hey, do you have an emery board?  a mint?  a lip gloss? a computer? a sledge-hammer?"
Some smaller purses won't hold a fold-over, snap clutch. They, too, are lined up on the purse shelf. I carry them on special occasions to compliment my outfit. Girls do that. We take our lead from the Queen.

       The thing many of us have in common with The Queen is this:  we need a purse to carry glasses, a mint, some Kleenex, lipstick, a compact with mirror, and some "mad money." Also, did you know? She carries a little hook thing so her purse is never placed on the floor!  Hey, me, too!

Monday, July 18, 2016

Beautiful Books

Joanna did state she has read some of these classics.
She did say that, in the case of these books, the covers are just as wonderful as the stores inside.

Is using a collection of books for a coffee table display on equal footing with seeing the movie and thinking it's the same as reading the book?
"I don't know what it's about, but the cover was really pretty and the colors accent my decor."
"I didn't read the book, but the movie was fantastic and the popcorn had all this really gooey butter."

Design specialists see beauty and purpose everywhere. Joanna Gaines can take a pine cone, add her magic touch, and millions of Fixer-Upper viewers/fans will find a similar pine cone for their rustic, farmhouse make-over. I'm in that same boat. I love to see what she does with simple, how she makes it grand. Her uses of subtle color and ordinary things give her finished products showcase appeal.

I received an email suggesting I check out the books now available from Magnolia Market. The titles are classics and the hardback cover artwork and color are "perfect for summertime decor." Hmmm.

Writers and readers see beauty in words and on the printed page. The cover of the book may prompt us to buy it because of its beauty or its iconic nature, but the real beauty is in the story that's told and in its style. The way the author places words together has the reader marvel at the wonder of words. The artist who crafts a sensory sentence leaves the appreciative reader awestruck.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

A Strange Tea: I took, I drank, I gagged

Vile and disgusting. Worse than Castor-Oil and NyQuil combined.
An encounter with kombucha (aka mushroom tea, fermented tea) took place in the early nineties. The nineteen-nineties, to be clear. In my own kitchen in Cordova, TN.
The first reported use of fermented tea began, it is said, over 2000 years ago when a bug fell into a vat of sweet tea. Bug bacteria combined with local yeast and Voila!, a symbiotic culture was created. Users maintain that the concocted, fermented tea contains miracle properties for whatever ails a person. The tea is reported to be an effective treatment for anything from digestive problems to mental illness. Even as recently (!) as AD 414, a Korean doctor healed a Japanese emperor by using kombucha. More recently, say 2016, it has been compared to other food and drink containing probiotics.
Quite frankly, my dear, I’d say drinking it is not only a symptom of mental illness, it could be the cause. Should a body wish to drink something fermented, something with medicinal properties, said body need only partake of a good glass of red wine and munch on some deep, dark chocolate.
My ex-husband conjured vats of the stuff in our kitchen for what felt like an eternity, though it was more likely for a year. The container with the scoby (the starter that looks like a jelly fish with wiggly-squiggles hanging down) occupied an entire section of our minuscule kitchen counter space. When it was time to make more tea, the entire kitchen was used for the process: tea brewing, sugar adding, cheese cloth covering, time-taking additions. The brew is to rest, unrefrigerated, for two weeks. The longer it rests or ferments, the more sour it becomes, possibly turning into vinegar.
After being shamed into doing so, I tasted the stuff. He drank a glass of this concoction each morning. “Yum! You’ve got to try this…it’s not bad, really. And it’s got all kind of benefits, including prolonging youthful appearance.”  Now, he’d said it! The fountain of youth and perpetual health in a glass of strange tea, in my kitchen.
I took. I drank. I gagged.
“I’ll just grow old, thank you very much,” I said.
He continued to drink it, vowing that it made him feel more invigorated, more robust, and more likely to leap tall buildings, though it might take two or three bounds.
Almost twenty-five years ago, when fermenting tea was part of a home-brewing rage, the tea-master I knew did not add pureed strawberries, blueberries, lime juice, mint leaves, white wine, or anything flavorful to improve the tea's taste. A current article from the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette mentions that the fermented tea could be infused with strawberries, mint, and lime, suggesting, though, that the effect would not be immediate. It would require three days for the “super-fermenty, tart lemonade” tea to take on any resemblance to a pleasant drink.
The ex-husband swigged this stuff, vowing, “This tastes good…well, it doesn’t taste that bad.” Something so disgusting, worse than a combination of Castor-oil and NyQuil, is certain to either kill any lurking bacteria or speed up the process to full-blown mental dysfunction.
Based on my scientific, first-hand investigation, I believe the result to be the latter.

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Social Creature Feature


    Why did I love school? Aside from being good at it, I found school the place that offered ample opportunity for socializing.
     In junior high and high school, life happened at the lockers. In front of those clanging-door time capsules. we learned what was happening at school that day. Some new morsel was shared every time classes changed. Some couple got together, another twosome broke up, Mrs. Booth shook Jimmy Van Hoose, somebody hid Mrs. Lester’s Coca-Cola, a teacher sat in a wastebasket, etc.




     Talking on the phone began after homework was completed and halted when Daddy appeared at the bedroom door and said, "Did your mother not tell you to get off that phone?" One friend after another...either they called me or I called them. It had been an hour,maybe two since we’d been at school together. Whether anything earthshaking happened or not, we talked about something.


    Snippets from the day, thoughts, concerns, heartbreak and heart-thrills, what I thought about a movie, and who went to Duck Inn from Teen Town and shared a gi-normous plate of French fries with ketchup poured on like lava were recorded in "Dear Diary."

Is "social networking" so different?



     Now, the day begins with coffee (!), the state newspaper, and Facebook. I usually scroll through the politics and religion, except when two former classmates get on a roll and eavesdropping is the entertainment. For me, Social Media brings friends, family, and what’s happening in their lives closer, regardless of physical distance. 

     Participating with the Facebook set keeps me connected, and answers that burning question:
"I wonder what (insert name) is doing today?".

Friday, July 15, 2016

Re-branding the maligned Twinkie

     Twinkie: The next exotic fantasy
   
 Slabs of sugar-laden sponge cake filled with fluffy, sugary cream center, packaged in a plain brown paper wrapper, smuggled into a shopping cart near you. No one admits to eating Twinkies, buying a twin-pack and scarfing both on the way home from Wal-Mart. I don't know a soul who would confess to such irresponsible health-behavior.Who would pack Twinkies in a child's lunch?
     Natural sugars found in fresh fruits and sometimes in vegetables are acceptable as snack foods, those items and tree bark dipped in kudzu butter. Sugar-added fruit fillings for pies and tarts receive a thumbs down from health experts.
     Hostess brand needs to hire the market specialists from Ghirardelli. Dark chocolate is "good for you," so Twinkies could be a mood enhancement miracle. Instead of a Snickers bar, the commercial would suggest "Go Eat a Twinkie...you'll feel better!"
       Red wine is "heart healthy." Dipping a Twinkie in red wine could bring a whole new meaning to "dessert wine," (ala Frenchy in the movie Grease).
      Once singled out as the absolute cause of ADHD, Twinkies got a bad rap from parents. These parents, whose children got a Twinkie-a-Day in their lunch boxes, blamed the sugar-laced treat enhanced with chemical preservatives for the behaviors that drove teachers stark-raving mad during afternoon classes.
     The health conscious extremists might throw boxes of Twinkies onto a raging fire, hoping to rid the world of such unhealthy concoctions. However, connoisseurs of the sweet delicacy could catch a whiff, breathe in the aroma of warming cake and creamy vanilla filling. Reminiscent of Smores and a campfire, sweet lovers imagine a dessert delicacy: warmed Twinkie pieces dipped in milk chocolate fondue.
     An entrepreneur should consider opening a Twinkie Shoppe specializing in various flavored cream: plain vanilla cream injected with shots of cherry, mint, strawberry, caramel, etc. If jelly beans come in various flavors, the sky's the limit for Twinkies. OPI Colors (fashion nail polish) are suggestive of the names for the new Twinkies for sale in Shoppes around the country: Peach for the Sky, This Cost Me a Mint, Chick Flick Cherry, Tiramisu for Two. The Berry Thought of You. 
     The new Twinkie could be competitively priced with fancy, all-the-rage cupcakes; even the health gurus would bite.
     Move over GiGi, there's a new Twinkie in town.

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Off the Wagon in Texas

Eat, Sleep, Eat, Swim, Eat, Watch Movies, Repeat.

Todd and Kathy Gatewood do many things well - This holiday weekend, they made a schedule centered on "what's for dinner?"

Todd and Kathy






We felt pampered.
Kathy did say, "Mi casa, Su casa...feel free to clean!"

The culinary adventure began with marinated steaks grilled to perfection, salad (I prepared my specialty), baked potatoes. Kathy threw the steaks on the flaming grill, her squirt bottle at the ready, and within 15 minutes, supper was served. Delicious!
Isabella and Brennan

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner- tacos (hand made tortillas available from Kroger), a full country breakfast, pulled pork shoulder, ribs, baked beans (my contribution). Add slaw, and several other special requests...plus watermelon (our treat from the roadside market), and lemon cake. Abundant and delicious - a celebratory amount of food.


After watching the movie Tarzan (or Dory), we enjoyed dinner at Pappadeaux Seafood Kitchen, a (Cajun)specialty restaurant known for fabulous seafood and great service.




It was fun falling off the wagon in Texas.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Part II - Everything Old is New Again

 Art or photographs that carry specific meaning for my home, my family are always my choice.
This project showcases the Gatewood Barn that Leon Gatewood built in the mid-1940's.

VINTAGE BARN PAINTING

Regular price$28.00
These paintings appear lightly sketched with warm undertones. Each painting includes a clip to easily hang the item. Purchase this painting for a living space to create a vintage studio feel or a sense of nostalgia.


Part II, step 1 - position and glue evenly
Part II, step 2- let glue dry 15-20 min
Part II, step 3- paint on coat 1 of  ModgePodge. Let dry.
Part II, step 4-paint on a second coat - let dry 15-20 min
The fun part - the part where the texture begins to come through. The dried finish feels like linen. especially in Matte. It dries quickly (15-20 min) if the finish is not gobbed on. Be slow and steady. Apply 2 coats, drying 15-20 min between each coat. Try to hold back: less is more!
Daddy's Barn
I decided to place a picture of the base/seal for the barn, a salvaged bridge timber, on the back of the board along with the copied article from the newspaper about "Daddy's Barn."
Finished Project
Part II, step 5- After both sides of the project have dried, spray with a clear sealer (also a ModgePodge product). Spray both sides. Let dry 15-20 minutes between coats. 
Do not over-spray because the sealant will drip if too much is applied.
Finished Project displayed in kitchen area
Inspiration from Magnolia Market in Waco, TX.


   















Part I - Everything Old is New Again

Forty-eight years ago, I decoupaged a wine bottle. 
INSPIRATION PIECES

For weeks, I clipped out magazine pictures and words in various fonts and sizes. Covers from matchbooks, ticket stubs, fancy napkins provided texture and interest. Arranged all catty-wampas and layered for effect, the pieces were glued onto the glass bottle; the project was set aside to dry. 
The next day, with an old paint brush, multiple coats of varnish were swathed onto the decorated bottle. When the masterpiece was finished and totally dry, I added a candle and declared it a work of art.

Saturday, I began a decoupage project inspired by expensive clipboards ($28) offered for sale at Magnolia Marketplace.

Part I

Step 1
1907  Clay County Property Map 












Step 2
Step 1: Print the pictures you want to use and then COPY them to avoid the possibility of ink-jet ink runs. Consider sepia tones. Consider colorizing the main photo to add depth. It’s a technique with color pencils, a stylized method from yearbook workshop summers. This is an optional step, of course.

Step 2: Choose supplies including any papers that might be used as background. You'll need ModPodge, Glue, Sealer, and foam paint brushes..Make sure surfaces to be decoupaged are clean and dry.

Step 3: Plan. Play with the designs for both front and back. Layer. Take it apart and try again. Don’t glue until you’re happy with your design.
Step 3


Step 4: Get out the GLUE! (I love glue. Never sniffed it; never ate it.) 

Step 4-5

Step 5: Glue down the items you’ve chosen for background. Front and back. Smooth out the backgrounds with an emery board or a popsicle stick. Let this dry. (Quick drying glue is good and bad, so don’t glue until you’re satisfied with your arrangement.) Glue when ready to commit.


Last Step of Part I: Gain further inspiration by taking a little nourishment. Come back to the project when you’re ready for Part II. It'll be time to apply the correct finish of ModPodge with a foam brush. (If you're like me, you don't know how on earth you are at home with the wrong product when you on-purpose determined which one to pick up. I decided on Matte Finish. I bought Gloss. Gotta go X-Change!) See PART II for the Finished Project!

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Spitting Seeds

"Meals were taken at the family table, all together; the family talked. More accurate, adults talked and children listened. Sunday dinners were tradition, with grandmother at the head of the table, taking such a long time to eat that no one thought dessert would ever be served. A monogrammed linen napkin spread across her lap, Mrs. Horne “patted her food,” never took too much into her mouth, chewed with her mouth closed, and covered her plate with her hand as she shook a liberal amount of salt onto everything. She never made a clinking sound with her spoon against the glass as she stirred plenty of sugar into her iced tea. She sipped her soup from the side of the spoon’s bowl without slurping, This same lady ate squirrel brains with eggs for breakfast and could spit watermelon seeds like a champ." ...from The House on Harrison Steet
Never do I eat watermelon that I do not think of my grandmother. Such a lady. Yet, during her final years, all that lady-like behavior was forgotten when Mother or Gordon brought her a treat: chunks of chilled watermelon with a shaker of salt on the side. I'll never forget visiting her with my mother on one such occasion. We were all having a fine time, enjoying the fresh red meat melon, wiping the familiar sweet juice from our lips and chins when "Spppt!" happened. Then, it happened again.
I looked over at Mother whose eyes were widening. She was struggling to swallow watermelon and a laugh. Following her gaze, I saw Nana enjoying her watermelon chunks. The eruptive "spppt!" came from her as she spit the watermelon seeds with flair as if a trophy hung in the balance.

Monday, July 11, 2016

Butterfly Whisperer




        Monarch Butterflies are somewhat rare. Kathy Gatewood started raising them when she found an egg or two on some milkweed she had in her garden. That was 2 summers ago and her project has taken off, big time. She has a Facebook group "Raising Monarch Butterflies." She gave a program at Isabella's school and is quite the pro at the science involved.
       While we were in Houston, I saw the little cocoon erupt into a butterfly. We watched this miracle evolve into a more secure little beauty. Once it left the cocoon, the butterfly took about 48 hours for his wings to fully expand. We watched him practice flying inside the mesh environment. Most of the specimens are found outside all the time, but Kathy brought one of these inside so we could see the process.
      By the markings on the wings, it may be determined if it's a boy or a girl.
      Our butterfly is a boy!
      When I held him in my cupped palms, I could feel the soft fluttering of his delicate wings. As I opened my hands, he flew immediately up, out, and over to a tree and then to another tree. Short distances, gaining confidence and strength.
       He will later winter in Mexico and then return to his birthplace for spring and summer. Radar can pick up the swarms of monarch butterflies as they migrate.
       Is Nature awesome or what?

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Oh, for a Flux Capacitor

Back to the Future.
Iconic Cars.
The DeLorean.

Inside this particular car at Coffee and Cars (in Houston) was rigged up a Flux Capacitor along with comic books of the era, plus a few racy magazines that screamed "The 80's."

sideways, huh?




A cool event on a hot day.
Marvin, Todd, and Brennan Gatewood with 1978 Land Cruiser



    The Gatewood men enjoyed showcasing the 1978 Land Cruiser, complete with original catalogs, advertisements, repair kit. Quite the trophy.

Saturday, July 9, 2016

I Changed My Mind

I was going to write about Dallas.
About how Dallas downtown, around Reunion Ave. was ripped to shreds due to highway construction. As we traveled from Waco into Dallas Metro via 35 E (N), we gazed upon torn up roadways everywhere. Lines of cars five lanes wide were at a standstill on the other side of the barricade.
I changed my mind.
I thought I'd mention how the whole downtown area seemed to be under construction, suggesting the highway project might keep the city disrupted for quite a while. I remembered Reunion Arena.
Still, I decided against it.
Sam Rayburn Expressway and PGBT (President George Bush Tollway) both require a toll. Avoiding paying a toll played into our decision to continue north into Denton. We avoided going into the city altogether. We spent a little time in the North Dallas area.
North Dallas made me think...North Dallas Forty...Burt Reynolds? I forget. It matters little.
I mused about J.R. and Dallas...
The Cotton Bowl, which no longer exists.
Dallas Cowboys.
SMU
So many historic events are focused around Dallas that I need not write about any of them. Stephen King wrote a volume entitled 11-22-63. I thought about the friends who live there, who have lived there.
We turned east toward home.

Then, I learned about the gunfire.


With supreme sadness, I have joined many others in reaching the conclusion that the brutal, violent, unjustified by any stretch of the imagination event could have taken place in any of our cities.
Instead of writing about Dallas, I'll pray for the citizens of Dallas, for all police officers, and for our nation.
God Help Us.

Friday, July 8, 2016

Show Me the Money

Leaving money on the table is not something I recommend.
I'm not talking about tips for a restaurant server.
I'm talking about money that's offered, money (savings) that I grabbed with gusto.
I once clipped coupons.
It was great fun to see the register "cha-ching...cha-ching" in credits!

Then, I became too busy for my own good...too busy to clip.
Or, if I clipped, I'd let the thing expire or I wouldn't buy exactly what the coupon was offering. Drat!

Well, my friend and "step-daughter-in-law" (whatever!) Kathy Gatewood is a Frugal Fanatic.
So is Renee Gatewood Faust.
Both girls are "pro"-level savers.
I have been re-inspired.

Time is mine, more than its been in the past umpteen years.
I can make a grocery list on Kroger's web site and load coupon savings to my Kroger card! What!

My Walgreen's Reward's Card gives me points - sync'd to my FitBit - points for walking - that I do anyway- points that add up to money-saving opportunity.


Walmart honors coupons and has online specials.

Once, I made the mistake of going down the aisles at Sam's Club and bought so much in bulk that I had no place to store it. I'm over that.
I don't buy things just because there's a coupon. I buy what I normally buy and get savings from coupons - on line and/or from the Sunday paper.

And, I signed up for E-bates!
If I'm gonna buy it anyway, I'll take a small percentage refund. The quarterly payment might be more than my oil dividend! I like shopping on line - if I get money back for doing that.

I'm back on the wagon!
Send my check to .... (cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching).

Thursday, July 7, 2016

MAGNOLIA- a brand, a concept, a lifestyle- Deep in the Heart of America

Waco, TX: Baylor University and hot weather in the summertime. Fort Hood is nearby.


Waco, TX: Home to Magnolia Marketplace at the SILOS. (Fixer-Upper) - 

...and a lot more fun than talking sports or politics.

Businesses need to be promoted, marketed, expanded, showcased, imagined and visionary.
Can you find my Waldo?
Joanna Gaines is a delightful, forward looking, competent designer and consummate business woman. She and Chip have a design team of their own, to be sure.
Chip's Corner (buy a wood pencil)
Chip has his "corner."

Their story touches hearts and appeals across multiple lines.
Family is the cornerstone, but Magnolia is a business; make no mistake about it.
And a TV show.

An estimate: 500 people inside, outside,all around the grounds...maybe more. The lines to pay were organized and multiple. Shopping bags were available for a price, as was everything else. Showcased superbly. They have maximized the value of a major hit television program.

Cotton stems - everywhere
      When a Grand Opening ancillary business on site has lines out the door, you know the concept is a hit. It's a bakery. Something sweet. Special. Named for paint colors, "shiplap," and magnolias. Lemon and lavender.
I watched Joanna sample the wares on Facebook.

    Taking elements of her style, using what I have, I'm excited to try a few crafty projects. I'll post the process and the result.
We stayed at Magnolia Marketplace about 90 minutes, me just wandering around. Marvin checking out the infrastructure and staying parked, basically in one location. He could see me and I could find him in the crowds. Yes, crowds. I got the t-shirt!
Joanna's design and style elements are for sale everywhere. Check out the photos.

Bakery: little white building.
     This couple has built an empire and are followed on TV, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc...followed by older and younger couples, people of all age ranges and stations in life.
      Not everyone has built a multi-million dollar corporation from the ground up. But, everyone can simplify, simplify, simplify (Thoreau!) or (Emerson!). Love God, see and replicate beauty, love your spouse,  and honor family. That's their message and it has struck a chord...
                        deep in the heart of ....America.

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Gobs of Fans at Magnolia Marketplace


Easy-peasy directions -easy to find.

Follow the million other lovers of Fixer-Upper. Drive around several blocks and you can find a parking place without paying $10 to park. The fee goes to the Baptist Church whose parking lots are being used for Silos and Magnolia Marketplace.

The Bakery is open- selling cupcakes...lines out the door.

Frankly, it would be best to go during the spring or fall (weather in Waco). 

Also, if you are a devoted fan of the show, you can make your list of "wants" and find similar in any home decor store whether it's Kirklands, Hobby Lobby, Michaels, Garden Ridge... A few exclusives, expensive exclusives, could turn your head and your impulse control could vanish.

But, I enjoyed seeing Joanna's vision in person, and I got the t-shirt and a couple of tea towels - one to keep and one to give. (Chip has "Chip's Corner.)

Pictures to come in a few days!

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Tuesday Night TV

So what’s on your evening schedule for TV-Tuesday?
Not our living room - this one is from Fixer-Upper Gallery

We watch Fixer-Upper with Chip and Joanna Gaines. We love their story and the real work they do in Waco, Texas. Their Magnolia Market style is rich in tradition that has blended modern and old style to upgrade older homes and give them new life.
            The clean style, use of metal, along with a soft color palate remind me of the Southern Living style I’ve long admired. Some throwback colonial touches from the Williamsburg era show up in woven baskets, fresh flowers, rustic wall finishes (shiplap…who knew) with a touch of salvage work in re-purposing vintage finds. Not much brass or gold-tone, but plenty of nickel finishes and robin's egg blue.
Joanna's new paint line includes Tomato red!
You can get inspiration from the TV show, add some touches from Hobby Lobby or Michaels and you're "in." (pictures coming soon...straight from the Magnolia Showroom).
 I do love watching idea shows and gathering accessories such as different size metal lanterns, natural items including sequoia cones and cotton bolls for use around the living area. 
 Chip and Joanna along with their style and fabulous make-overs offer fun on Tuesday nights.