Tuesday, January 2, 2018

January: It's Snow Time

 January: that time of year when weather gurus are put on high alert.
     Seldom did I go to work or school on my birthday; mid-January always had plenty of snow.
Camden (AR) High School - 1962

Known to stay up late, reading or watching late-night TV, when the forecast called for snow.
Known to wake up at 3AM, check through the blinds to see if the forecast held true.
     Speak in tongues when not one flake had fallen.

Being grateful when the school system began making the critical call before 11 PM.
Being grateful when Robo Call was used to notify parents and teachers about school closings.
      Glad I did not drive 10 MPH to work only to be turned around along with the buses.

I celebrate that I can enjoy the quiet beauty of snow and not worry about make-up days.
I don't worry about getting to school and calling the buses to send students home.
I don't worry about driving home from work in a quasi-blizzard, begging drivers in front of me, "don't stop...don't stop."

Still very interested as weather forecasters' struggle with accuracy in predicting snow
   I don't worry about it, though.
I look forward to the beauty, the blanketed quiet, the strange shapes covered in white
   The inner-child looks forward to sledding and hot chocolate

The long-range forecast for my area: snow around mid-January
Maybe I won't go to work!


Thursday, December 14, 2017

No Ugly Christmas

“Christmas waves a magic wand over the world and suddenly everything is softer and more beautiful,” said Norman Vincent Peale, American minister known for popularizing the concept of The Power of Positive Thinking. Christmastime filters daily life through a magic, sparkling haze that blurs the rough edges of splintered rhetoric and unveils cold, hard eyes to truly see splendor.
A Visit from St. Nicholas (‘Twas the Night Before Christmas) by Clement C. Moore is the classic poem that moves the night visitor’s story to conclusion in easy rhyme. Then, overcome by the late night’s beauty, Papa pauses, amazed at “The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow (giving) a luster of mid-day to objects below.”
The ability to envision a frosty, full winter moon that provides a sparkle on fresh snow comes with conscious watchfulness for the beauty that surrounds us.
The charm of Christmas is easy to behold when the world is seen through appreciative eyes. By adding sprinkles and twinkles, it’s possible to make each day more beautiful and festive. Once, ladies who could afford gorgeous, beaded and sequined sweaters with secular and religious Christmas motifs were enviable fashionistas. Beauty had no real competition in December.
Then, after a decade of glitz and glam, the fashion hackers went to work. Invitations to parties stipulated attire: an ugly Christmas sweater. Ugly and Christmas used in the same phrase posed a puzzle. Boxed away sweater treasures fell from the shelf and became a popular source for sweaters that would win an ugly prize, hands down.
 To quiet those garish, ugly sweaters, glorious melodies like
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing, the morning lawn with a glistening frost, and the words to new songs such as Isn’t He Wonderful by John Wimber, highlight the season. Personal Christmas playlists and Sirius satellite radio provide familiar tunes to lift and soothe moods throughout December. Let There be Peace on Earth, rousing harmonies, organ music, and silver bells create loveliness all around.
And then out of nowhere, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Grandma’s misfortune was not pretty; she had hoof prints on her forehead and claw marks on her back. From a grandma perspective, it seems rather tacky to sing and laugh about how happy grandpa has become since grandma met with an unimaginable end, and on Christmas Eve, of all times.
When looking for cheer and happy times, to get beyond Grandma’s fate and the mental health of the girl who wants a hippo for Christmas, Hallmark Christmas movies uplift the spirit with happily-ever-after, all day, every day of December. Each movie ends when the girl chooses the hometown boy, sending the Wall Street tycoon packing. Stringed instruments play and diamonds float to earth. Orchestras crescendo and “every kiss begins with K(ay).” A sentimental sigh is natural and Christmas beauty wins another round.
Drawing crowds to the box office, however, are movies that spoof everything about Christmas and good tidings of great joy. Bad Santas starring Billy Bob Thornton and Bad Moms with Christina Applegate use dark humor to suggest Christmas is nothing but a wholesale, retail extravaganza driven by panic and stress-filled nightmares.
After a hectic trip to the mall and worries about Grandpa’s spiraling behavior, families can open the mailbox and check out the greeting cards for some relief. Currier and Ives and Thomas Kinkade visit homes through cards with scenes of Americana and familiar Christmas locales like Bedford Falls. The cards trigger memories of Christmas Eve candlelight services, every late-night drive for batteries to whatever store is open, and all those Christmas mornings with the kids when Santa got it exactly right. Visions of sugar plums, the Christmas spirit, giddy grins, and family traditions provide joy.
A new tradition, though, has become downright creepy for many moms. Santa needs no help in making his list and checking it twice. He does not need that ill-behaved escapee from the North Pole known as Elf on the Shelf. Banishment may be the real reason the Elf is absent from the North Pole. The elf has wild, creepy eyes, looks terrible in a skirt, and is a lousy house guest to boot.
The beauty of Christmas is subject to being stolen by spoil-sports and party-poopers like The Shelf Elf and the Grinch. Everyone knows a Mr. or Ms. Grinch who wants to stop Christmas from coming, stop the merriment and celebration altogether. The Grinch learned a fitting lesson from all the Whos in Whoville who didn’t need packages with bows to celebrate Christmas love.
Nothing and no one can stop Christmas from coming. Christmas came a very long time ago, and the Love that came down lives in hearts all year long. Wimber poses, “Isn’t He Beautiful” and Amy Grant sings about “love that circles around us like the gifts around our tree.” Polar experiences whisper "I Believe!"
Celebrating and decorating with love, singing and accessorizing with enthusiasm, and keeping God’s greatest Gift as the centerpiece of the season offers opportunity to witness astounding beauty in daily life throughout the Christmas season.

So, if there is anything ugly in 2017 Christmas, let it be accidental.  

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Life Dictates How and When to Downsize

What is "downsizing?"
 - Letting your real life dictate your living area and storage space. Downsizing progress becomes obvious during the weeks before Christmas.

1. Downsizing has begun when Christmas accoutrements are missing, when red and green storage boxes are reduced to 3 labeled boxes, when they are emptied twice, when those green chargers are lost forever. Downsizing is moving right along when sets of red chargers take center stage, sets that were in the pantry, and no one knows the green ones are gone.

2. Downsizing is underway when certain Christmas placemats are missing, when sixteen placemats in various motifs are unaccounted for, when a brainstorm signals where four favorite placemats are located, and when 4 similar placemats in same fabric are found in a highly unlikely place: Clearance aisle at TJMaxx.

3. Downsizing calms when wrapping paper and ribbon are in plentiful supply. Hidden away under the bed in a red and green wrapping paper container are four rolls of coordinating Christmas paper and five rolls of wired ribbon. No wrapping paper anywhere else, no bows in dresser drawers, no tissue paper stuffed away in a box labeled 'tissue paper.'

4. Downsizing is fun when the baking and cooking essentials of the season are readily available and it's not necessary to unload the pantry to find and use them.

Step 1 in the downsizing process has been accomplished. Proof: when it's a challenge to find 'white elephant' gifts once stashed away on multiple closet shelves.

The Next Step: As Marni Jameson, Arkansas Dem-Gaz columnist and author of Downsizing the Family Home, said, "Life is not supposed to be a snowball of stuff that keeps growing as it rolls along."

She has two rules that struck a chord with me:
     1. Do not be a storage facility for your children or parents. If you are 65 and still have your son's Cub Scout uniform, you have issues.

     2. Those who have aging or deceased parents are not responsible for being the family museum.

I am challenged to move toward Step 2 in the Downsizing process.


Thursday, November 16, 2017

Pilgrims - Before America's 1621 Thanksgiving

   
     These Pilgrims have been with me for almost 30 years.The story of why I still have Coca~Cola bottle Pilgrims is one I enjoy telling.
     Back in the day...when I taught English language and literature with a creative flair, students had the opportunity to bring something from their own imaginations to the most recent study, to show understanding of the important concepts. No need for paper and pencil.
     One of my students did not like coming to school. Period. She presented plenty of doctor's notes when she did show up. Her mom would collect assignments from the guidance office for two weeks at a time. One of the assignments in the list from me was the culminating project following the study of Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales, one of the most important early pieces of English literature.
     A study of human nature and relationships among the pilgrims who traveled from London to Canterbury was shown in the classic.The characters are fictional but they offered insight into the time period and a study of the various social classes, revealed in each pilgrim's tale.
     While these two Pilgrims help with November decor every year, I remember why they grace my table. It would be downright weird to have the Wife of Bath and the Cook central to the decor for my Thanksgiving dining room table.



Tuesday, August 29, 2017

It started with Cinderella's Glass Slipper

Fall fashion floods Facebook. So cute. So coordinated and in great colors. 
However, check out the SHOES. They are stylish, up-to-date. 
The wrong shoes can ruin any outfit, regardless of how well put together you are from the ankle up. 
The Southern Girl’s standard greeting, “Cute Shoes! How’s ya Mama? Think _______(your team) gonna win?” originated with The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love. 
Jill Conner Browne inspired me to get my own crown and my own majorette boots, living life inspired by both. 
Therefore, I am on a quest for Fall’s cute shoes!

Friday, August 25, 2017

A Few Moments in Time

            First a gasp in awe. From the mountains to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam, America experienced a total solar eclipse, the first in ninety-nine years to stretch diagonally from the Pacific to the Atlantic: Oregon to South Carolina. Those who gathered to witness the Great American Eclipse cheered and applauded the celestial wonder as the shadow of the moon on the face of the sun passed over their locations. 
      Media had addressed traffic concerns and warned drivers who made pilgrimages to see totality for themselves. They forecast gridlock. Not knowing what to expect, we packed the truck for potential Super Bowl-type crowds, packed as if driving to Fayetteville for a sold-out Razorback  game. Gridlock did not occur as we drove north along Hwy 57 and Hwy 51 toward Carbondale, prepared to stop in Anna, IL, if necessary.
After a couple of hours, with the traffic being light, we chose to drive on toward Eclipse Central. While the Saluki’s football stadium at Carbondale, Illinois, was filling with ticket holders three hours before the cosmic event, other group venues offered the crowds unobstructed views from natural amphitheaters, golf courses, and private hilltops…for prices that ranged from $20.00 to $100.00 per car to park and look at the sky. We were among those eclipse viewers who avoided throngs of people. We exacted a U-turn at the stadium and returned to a little graveled area we’d spotted.
            We parked there; it was conveniently located across the road from Dollar General. Within an hour, a total of thirteen additional cars parked in that small lot. People from Lafayette, Louisiana, western Pennsylvania, Tulsa, Chicago, Dallas, New Orleans, and Heber Springs joined the spontaneous watch-party. The couple from Tulsa had vacated Kansas City the day before and St. Louis early Monday morning due to forecast storms. Across the road, the Dollar General manager planned to close her store just before totality so the employees could gaze at the sky from the vantage point of the store’s curb.
         
   Group photo ops, with everyone peering skyward outfitted in
special eclipse glasses, included lively conversations with new friends. Contributing to the festive atmosphere, the anxious solar-spectacle-pilgrims unloaded snacks, water, sodas, bug spray, and folding chairs.
           Waiting for the moon’s shadow to take a bite of the sun’s orb, people also unfolded towels to create tents, raised umbrellas to block intense rays, attempting to turn the oven to Bake rather than Broil. Feeling like chocolate chips in a home baked cookie, some of the group wandered through the weeds to find shade under scrubby trees forming a property line. Most observers hoped for a wayward breeze forecast to bring a cold front into the area.
At Saluki Stadium, the packed bleachers became a giant, scorching, crowded solarium. Some parts of Carbondale had views obstructed by large, cumulous clouds building in the afternoon heat; our observation point boasted a mostly clear sky, especially when it mattered.
            Gradually, the atmosphere began to change, appearing as if the surroundings were painted with chartreuse watercolor. Shadows forming at vehicles appeared distorted. Spectators, observing the solar event through eclipse glasses, saw the moon’s shadow as it crept across the sun’s face, creating cut-away shapes. First like a wheel of cheese with a small chunk missing, the sun soon took on the shape of the ghost-eating Pac-Man. The protective solar glasses filtered out the harmful sun’s rays so viewers could see it later look like a crescent; then, a thumb nail, as if the sun had become the moon in those familiar stages. The temperature began to fall a few degrees and someone said, “Here it comes!” Indeed, totality slowly occurred. People who witnessed this cosmic magic stood transfixed.
Words do not do the image justice. For a few moments, the day became dark enough to trigger the street lights. Venus, the evening star, appeared. The cheering crowd became quiet as the moon’s shadow completely covered the sun and the evening-like mid-day sky hushed the birds and summonsed the crickets. The sun’s corona announced itself in a flash extending over a million miles into space. A glow appeared at the horizon. At Carbondale, the eclipse lasted a whopping two minutes and thirty-nine seconds; consensus was it did not last long enough. Soon, the shadow moved on and the sun reclaimed the sky like a brilliant diamond ring; it was time to go home.
           People loaded up their cars, bid good-bye and safe travels. Before the groups headed north or south, our little crowd shared in the wonder: a spectacular experience united America, if only for a few moments in time. 

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

July 4, 1776: Gratitude to the French

         As the War for Independence progressed, France pledged to help the colonists’ rebellion against their arch rival, Britain, the empire that had defeated France on numerous occasions. Supporting the American Colonial Army seemed a great way to accomplish the goal of retaliation against the British. (Rather like cheering FOR whatever team is suiting up against Alabama.)

Therefore, today, in honor of America’s celebration of its declaration of independence, I am preparing a meal in salute to the French influence in America’s struggle for independence from England.The American colonies declared independence from Britain in Congress, on July 4, 1776. That’s today and for 241 years. 
         Arkansas became part of the United States in 1836, after Thomas Jefferson’s presidency made the deal with France in 1803 to purchase the land around the Port of New Orleans. To everyone’s surprise, France said, “How ‘bout y'all buying this whole goo-gob called Luzi-ana?” Jefferson said, “Ooooh, la-la! Mercy me beaux-coo!”
         The French influence in Arkansas culture is well-documented: Water: Bayou, Cache, L’Anguille, St. Francis. Mountains: Petit Jean, Magazine. Delicacy dishes: Shrimp Boil, and Shrimp & Grits. Desserts: chocolate éclair with French vanilla ice cream.

In salute to the French influence in America’s birthday celebration:
                        Geaux forth and git some of these things:
                                           ·        4 small pieces of corn, either fresh or frozen (if frozen, cook a bit ahead of time)
                                           ·        4-6 small red potatoes, quartered (use microwave to soften a bit)
                                           ·        1 Eckrich skinless sausage cut into small slices.
                                           ·         1 small package frozen small shrimp, with tails OFF or whatever type and quantity shrimp you prefer.
                                           ·        Olive Oil
                                           ·        Old Bay Seasoning
                            Geaux ahead and put it all together to rest in the seasonings because it’ll only take 30 minutes in a 400 oven.
                                   (It’s too darn hot to fire up the grill!):
                                                     1.       Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.
                                                     2.       In the center of a 12x17 inch piece of foil, place corn, potatoes, sausage pieces, and shrimp. I                                                                     put all in the foil, inside a roaster.
                                                      3.       Drizzle lightly with olive oil and liberally sprinkle with Old Bay Seasoning.
                                                     4.       Fold the foil over the contents, lifting and sealing sides tightly.
                                                     5.       Bake for about 25-30 minutes. Carefully {the steam will be hot!} unfold  packet to check                                                                              potatoes for doneness.
                                                     6.       Self-serve (take as much as you can eat).