Fixer-Upper: Cinderellajane wears Purple Gloves

     Cinderellajane stopped browsing Pinterest, put aside her laptop, and faced the truth of working through a remodel.
      She called to the scampering bunnies and the industrious mice as she faced the daunting task of wiping down the walls and ceilings in the Back Entry and Laundry Room prior to painting. Not one rodent responded.
      Cinderellajane, in her best Prissy voice, sang-along with Dish 50s and 60s Hits to entice Prince Charming. "Mama said there'd be days like this..." Only an echo; no sound of a galloping steed.
      "Curses, foiled again," exclaimed Cinderellajane.
     
         Cinderellajane's friends were shampooing their hair or helping birth babies. Unavailable.

Cinderellajane donned elbow-length purple gloves and slipped an apron over her head, secured it with a bow in the back and took one more look around the laundry room. No bluebirds.

Well, "Drat," said Cinderellajane.

Cinderellajane grabbed her resolve plus a bucket, a sponge, a mop, and uttered an expletive to HGTV's beautiful Joanna Gaines and Hunky Chip whose program Fixer-Upper seems to have skipped right over the grunge parts.