You might think that having a pharmacist as our
father that my brother and I would be
affirmed in our ailments. Or, at least garner some sympathy with our tribulations. Oh, No! Daddy and Mother believed that
sickness could be thwarted by strength and determination and few meds. Maybe 1T
of Citrocarbonate. Repeat after me, “I
will not be sick. I will not be sick.” While we had our share of the usual childhood
colds, coughs, and the inevitable chicken pox, if we felt bad, we were to “buck
up.”
I remember one particular early morning when
Mother woke me for school. “I don’t feel good,” I whined from beneath a mound
of covers. She left my room and returned
a few moments later and told me for the “last time” to get out of the bed and
get dressed for school.
“I don’t feel good,” I repeated with heightened
pitiful mewing.
“You’ll feel better when you get up and get dressed,”
she assured me. So, I dragged myself out
of the bed and into the bathroom to get dressed.
I trudged to the breakfast table and intoned, “I
still don’t feel good.”
“Eat some breakfast,” she replied, “you’ll feel
better.”
I put a few morsels of scrambled eggs into my
mouth and swallowed. I was feeling no
better and said so. “Go on to school and
you’ll feel better. And quit slouching at the table.”
After much ado, I sighed, gathered my books,
notebook, and purse. The carpool honked for me and I summonsed strength for the day while feeling horrid. I made it through first period only to
succumb to the inevitable. I got sick in the girls’ restroom. So embarrassed and
so sick and helpless, I had no car for a drive home, even if I had been well
enough to drive. I was weak, sweating,
and shaking. I called home but no one answered.
I began to hallucinate and it all began to make
sense. Mother must have had plans which
I would have interrupted had I remained at home in the sick bed. I was furious. And sick.
And crying in the school’s office.
Fortunately, I had friends…with cars. My friend
Roseanne took me home. Luckily, we lived
in an era where homes could be left unlocked, so I was able to get into my
house without a key.
When Mother got home, I announced, “I told you I
was sick!”
Let the guilt-induced pampering begin.