Questions that still surface among children and adults include,
“If a white cow gives white milk, does a brown cow give chocolate milk?” Well,
Duh!
Now, living in a rural farm community, I have some crazy
experiences that just bring more questions which beg for answers. “If a white
cow gives white milk, and a brown cow gives chocolate milk, what does an ‘OREO
COW’ give? Give me a break!
While this question also begs “what is an Oreo
cow, and have you ever seen one,” I will go ahead and answer thusly: an Oreo
Cow gives both milk and cookies.
I saw my first Oreo Cow on June 20, in a pasture on
Hwy 90, just outside Rector. Marvin
pointed her out to me, as I would have missed the rarity, that was grazing
peacefully with a few other heifers. These cows, called
“bandies” by cowboys and cowgirls, are rare and according to what I have read,
they are raised for slaughter, providing meat for very tasty steaks and
hamburgers. Not for me, not from an Oreo Cow! I am reminded of a poem from Childcraft
days: milk and an oreo cookie will substitute for “the finest of suppers, I think.”
“Animal crackers and cocoa to drink
make the finest of suppers, I think.”